ThatGnat

And then there’s that

One that one gnat

Buzzing around in darkness

Deemed to but harass

Keeping me awake swatting

Keeping me up swearing

Switching on the light

Showing him my might

To end this plight

And settle into night

Until that is you

Discover there’s actually two

Men

Joy comes in flavors

Dark chocolate French vanilla

Mocha vanilla pistachio and

Strawberry I have tried

Them all believe me

I don’t prefer one

Over another I prefer

Them all with nuts

Of course my bad

Oh that was so

So very very bad

GimmeLaughter

Laughter is by far

The sexiest expression in

The world far more

Than nudes laughter makes

Me want to kiss

It draws me in

So please keep your

Stares and your dances

And your common obscenities

Fill my heart with

Humor and silliness because

Our world is filled

With too mu seriousness

Tickle me with laughter

I will kiss you

Whomever you happen to

Be wherever you are

HooBoyGladThat’sOver

Sometimes you just

Have to accept

That the cards

Aren’t being dealt

In your favor

Or that you’ve

Eaten too much

Of too many

Things or even

That the evening’s

Date isn’t going

As well as

Planned that at

Some time you

Cash out push

Away or pay

The tab with

At least your

Minimum self respect

Still in tact

AppRomance (for Java)

A long time

Ago in a

Faraway land called

Romance you showed

Your interest in

Another with conversation

An evening walk

Or sometimes even

Flowers and candy

But today in

The land called

Apps it’s performed

By a tap

Or a wink

Or a woof

Or a smile

Or even I

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