Gay or straight. Does it matter?
Last night was bizarre.
First it was a gay hooker followed by three straight, very pawy straight guys.
What a night!
I sent a car to go pick up the hooker.
“I’m a pay for play, guy.”
I don’t pay, I answered.
“Okay,” he said. “Let’s play, anyway. “
”No, baby,” I said, “Get back in the car. “
And then I met three straight guys; gorgeous men; “rough trade” is what we call it.
Gay or straight, men are handsome.
Indeed.
HARLAN DIDRICKSON 