Mommy!

It is truly amazing

How something as simple

As a cold can

Reduce even the mightiest

The confident and articulate

Into nothing more than

A mewing sniffing toddler

Crawling under the covers

And asking for mommy

This is what I

Think when they say

Even the old will

Turn into young again

Thought 🎄

Memories are not

Made by what

But by whom

Thanks for the

Christmas tree Muenster

LordyLordLord

Oh how I do

I really really do

Hate opening up my

Phone after what we

Shall call an evening

Of debauchery and revelry

What did I write

And about what and

To whom so if

I did and to

Whom I might have

Last night wasn’t me

It wasn’t me really

And no I won’t

Marry you and yes

I do respect you

DrunkenVibes

Hello kind sir

I’m losing my

Shit might you

Help oh no

You don’t know

How then am

I supposed to

Put myself together

Do you see

The existential problem

How are you 

A station attendant

Supposed to put

The world together

Well shit and

God damn that

Looked better after

Three shots and

A puckering lime

ReadingThis

I write this

As I’m drunk

To tell you

That the thing

That you miss

Right now as

You read this

Right now means

More to you

Than anything and

Why are you

Even reading this

He/she’s right there

Go on go

Ahead and kiss

Him or her

For who cares