The stories you’re about to read took place in a town very much like your own. And the streets, and the gardens, and the two-footed, unusually tall, disturbingly loud, rambunctious then ravenous, warm-lapped for napping human‘s (as I’ve heard them called) are all, coincidently, similar to your’s in your town. With one very distinct difference: In Cricklade, a marvelous miracle occurred. Humphrey was born.
Humphrey has an unusual talent, even beyond the mystical reputation of Jellicoe Cats (tuxedo or black-on-white Cats). Humphrey has the blessing of serendipity, cousin to the enormously influential Providence, under whose influence Humphrey was born at the musty corner of a dank basement.
Borne into the Royal Order of One, Humphrey’s FemmeFeline (that is, his birth feline), was an orphan herself. She’d been abandoned in a bus line repair shop, so that the nameless mother might survive that bitterly brutal winter. Humphrey’s mother, just another anonymous female, it is rumored, had the kind of litter which occurs only once in every 62,835 litters brought into this village every decade: The litter came to be known simply as The One Litter.
This fortuity often delivered hope to all cats; The One Litter brought one Tom Cat predestined to a higher standard, and the true spirit of feline friendship, duty, and allegiance to whomever discovers Tom Cat, The Litter of One.
The talent Humphrey possesses is the ability to communicate with whomever rescues him from oblivion after being orphaned by his nameless mother. This human will give Tom Cat his true Jellicoe Name (as communicated to him by the kitten he just found). And everyone that meets Humphrey will think it is the perfect name (which it is).
These are the adventures of Humphrey, the cat of Downy Birch Manor and his Great Purpose? To dethrone the Mongrel Canine and the moniker “Man’s Best Friend,” thus returning to all felines the righteous mantel and distinctive title designated by a human clan: He’s-Part-of-The-Family and with that moniker comes the Fireside-Favorite-of-the-Four-Footed-Feline, in the case of Downy Birch, an age old Hearth Braided Rug.
- New feline additions to the family! (upthetempo.wordpress.com)
- Social networking site just for cats (newsfixnow.com)
- Upcoming Litters. (kicksandgigglesminiaussies.com)