JustSomeSilly (don’t like this)

Oh you’re a poet

I’m asked at parties

You must be ro-MAN-tic

Now who said THAT

By ro-MAN-tic do you

Mean affectionate yes I’m

That I am affectionate

Are you a LUUU-ver

By LUUU-ver do you

Mean have I loved

Yes I have I

Have loved many times

But by romantic do

You mean that I

Ponder to understand the

Depths of loves despair

Of lonely overly imbued

Scantily clad cocktail guests

That are as desperate

As a camel searching

For an oasis from

Which to sate themselves

Only to read about

It here tomorrow morning

Then yes sweetheart I’m

A poet and romantic

*and she staggers off