I’m not sure how many of you receive the monthly periodical “Gimme Wood,” but ever since March of this year when their centerfold was a beauty from Japan, I’ve been dreaming of getting my hands on one of them. I was so determined to get one that I engaged one of those traffickers in Japan to arrange everything on my behalf and she’d be a welcomed addition to my household.
Well, lo and behold, I found her online, and while she’s not “new” she’s been gussy’d-up, had a face-lift, and, most importantly rehabilitated. She arrived at my doorstep about three weeks ago, but I kept her in the basement guest room fearing ridicule from my friends. It wasn’t until yesterday that I finally put my hands on her and fired her up!
A slow start but once she got going. . .Jeez, I’ve been wasting time on American ones. . .I should’ve got one from Japan last year!
She’s mine forever, and there’s nothing anyone can do to take her away from me. At long last my mitre corners will fit and I’ll be able to saw wood 10″ wide!